A Maarken is a blow in, usually Male. Known to sleep on your couch for days at a time, eat your food and adopt your pets as their own. The name "Maarken" comes from the act of animals marking out their territory as the Maarken will usually claim the couch, the fridge and the land between as their own.
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Men are speechless at her appearance, the only thing they can say stuttering is "Stupida"
She is smart sexy, and killer sense of humour. Maaike’s are known to be drop dead gorgeous. They have a dazzling smile and breath taking breasts. She is as pure as her amazing blue eyes.
Other women wish they were her and men want her.
Stupida Maaik’s tend to have a hard exterior, but once you crack down the wall, they have a very soft, loving interior.
They are fiercely but lovingly. Maaik’s is a great adventure, every day you will discover new character qualities that will positively surprise you. They’re open to new experiences and challenges. Stupida Maaike is addictive. She will leave an indelible and unforgettable impression behind.
Men are speechless at her appearance, the only thing they can say stuttering is "Stupida"
She is smart sexy, and killer sense of humour. Maaike’s are known to be drop dead gorgeous. They have a dazzling smile and breath taking breasts. She is as pure as her amazing blue eyes.
Other women wish they were her and men want her.
Stupida Maaik’s tend to have a hard exterior, but once you crack down the wall, they have a very soft, loving interior.
They are fiercely but lovingly. Maaik’s is a great adventure, every day you will discover new character qualities that will positively surprise you. They’re open to new experiences and challenges. Stupida Maaike is addictive. She will leave an indelible and unforgettable impression behind.
Stupida Maaik’s are all round just plain awesomazing...if you find one.....keep her!
Also sports a wicked rack! She's all world!
Man....that chick totally hot and cool....duh....of course she is...she's a Maaik!
Damn...I wish I had a Stupida Maaike
Also sports a wicked rack! She's all world!
Man....that chick totally hot and cool....duh....of course she is...she's a Maaik!
Damn...I wish I had a Stupida Maaike
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Get the Stupida Maaike mug.Stupid version of the word "maybe".Usually means yes, although can sometimes mean no. Most commonly yes when said with strange accent, eyes pointing at the ceiling and a weird face pulled.
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Get the Maaybe mug.A Maaike is a very interesting person. She loves books and music. She can't sing very good but that doesn't stop her.
Even tho she is a writer she can't spell for shit. She is also a very slow writer because she can't ever concentrate on the book she is writing.
Her friends always make fun of her for being as flat as a frying pan, but that's not entirely true. She has eyes the color of 'slootwater' (canal water, so green/blue/grayish) and long blond hair.
She was a very boring and basic before she started hanging out with interesting people who opened her eyes and showed her how to have fun.
She is not very good at telling jokes but is very quick with a comeback which will make you laugh most of the time.
Even tho she is a writer she can't spell for shit. She is also a very slow writer because she can't ever concentrate on the book she is writing.
Her friends always make fun of her for being as flat as a frying pan, but that's not entirely true. She has eyes the color of 'slootwater' (canal water, so green/blue/grayish) and long blond hair.
She was a very boring and basic before she started hanging out with interesting people who opened her eyes and showed her how to have fun.
She is not very good at telling jokes but is very quick with a comeback which will make you laugh most of the time.
Person 1: Who is that plank walking over there?
Person 2: That's Maaike obviously, who else could it be?
Person 2: That's Maaike obviously, who else could it be?
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