MP

MP, simply put, stands for awesome. Awesome, as in cool. MP comes from some Russian or Norwegian slang for package. Package as in penis. Its something like "Mogrus Parcus". Language currently unknown.

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by Douglas Firth September 27, 2009

MP

Much Pleasure (as in sexual pleasure). An opposite of MP is NMP (not much pleasure). MP and NMP can be used as entire answers themselves.

How was last night? MP or NMP?

by SHM2 June 09, 2018

MP

A woman beyond description. The whole package. Attitude, personality, looks, lifestyle. Extremely rare.

I saw MP today. Man, oh man. I fainted, woke up and vowed to give my left hand for even a chance with her.

by The Porter August 19, 2005

MP

Mental Picture

Oh man, that just made me MP my parents getting it on- Gross!

Damn baby...you so fine. Turn around and let me MP that booty.

by Das ATIM July 25, 2009

MP

Big tits, big milk.

"Man did you see Ashley today, shes a fucken MP" "Yeah she would have a lot of milk to suck on"

by Mr Boyd June 05, 2018

MP

An acronym for Midland Park.

Yo, lets head to Wendy's in MP.

by James Q June 17, 2005

MP

MP, Refers to smoking its "Marijuana Puffs" or "Marijuana Pulls"

Yo theres 5 people on this blunt only 2 MP and pass it .

by MArijauna Man ! May 15, 2010