lil wayne

lil wayne - 1. whoopie goldberg's twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is secret ass lovers with "his daddy," bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest "lyricist" with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repetitive wack as hell type flow. 5. lame rap "artist" mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. homoerotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap "artist" with tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many ass rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the cock. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn't even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a shit-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hardass who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of bitch voice syndrome known to man.

its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!

(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")

by Lil Wayne Sucks Big Dick March 10, 2008

Lil Wayne

Some dude who got his name from his doctor when he went to go get his physical.

Doctor: I will need to check your genitals for hernias. Please remove your pants.

Lil Wayne:*removes pants*

Doctor: You must be Lil Wayne.

by WIKITIKI May 04, 2009

lil wayning

auto-tuning the poop out of a song so that it sounds like lil wayne.

Pat: He just lil wayned in that song.
Rob: Whats that?
Pat: lil wayning? Its some sweet auto-tuning man.

by robbyrob89 November 19, 2011

Lil Wayne

Something the music industry created to appeal to upper-middle class, 14-year-old wiggers.

Lil Wayne fucking sucks.

by relates October 08, 2009

Lil Wayne

a synonym for terrible, awful, and fake

This chicken is gross. It's so Lil Wayne

by alexx93 August 10, 2010

Lil Wayne

The whole reason why hip-hop is dead

Person 1: Yo man did you hear that ill track by Lil Wayne "prom queen"?

Person 2: Bitch... SHUT THE FUCK UP and go listen to 1990's rap

by MicroGS November 14, 2009

Lil Wayne

The reason why I lost faith in the generation im growing up in. He is the most overrated rapper in the game right now. I mean come on guys a 2 year old could spit better than him. He is such a wannabe blood and he kissed his dad, also he shot himself in the chest on accident. He's a good role model (sarcasm). Yet he thinks he's the best rapper alive when he's NOT. Listen to legends like 2pac, biggie, eminem, nas, rakim, snoop dogg, dr.dre, ice cube, eazy e, and jay-z.

Heres my list and go ahead and call me a hater.

1. Eminem
2. Tupac
3. Biggie
4. Rakim
5. Nas
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67462592. Soulja Boy
67462593. Flo Rida
67462594. Lil Wayne

*Nas and Lil Wayne in a rap battle*

Smart people: Nas! Nas! Nas!

Idiots: Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!

Host: Aight, Aight, calm down, now lets hear it for my homie nas! DJ spin that shit.

*Nas does a freestyle and murders wayne*

Crowd: Ohhhhhh!

Host: Aight, Aight, now lets hear lil wayne! DJ spin that shit!

Lil Wayne: Um, uh, yo, yo, Your mom licked me like a lollipop, damn what rhymes with lollipop?

Crowd: Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!

Lil Wayne: umm, *chokes from nervousness*

Host: Ohhhhhh!!!! Lil Wayne just choked, Nas wins!

by I dont know10897 July 24, 2009