Whilst having sex with a girl keep a sausage (raw or cooked) in your hand. After a few minutes remove your penis from her as you shove the sausage inside. Tuck your penis between your legs and scream. As she turns around she will still feel something inside her but it will look like your penis is missing.
This is called The Leper.
Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.
This is called The Leper.
Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.
'I'm going to have sex tonight!'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'
by The 413 August 25, 2012
Get the The Lepermug. Root: Limited-English-Proficiency-er One who does not speak enough English to be comprehensible, particularly on the telephone.
Before Sharon got Caller ID, she frequently had jagged and partial conversations with many a leper trying to get a hold of the immigrant who last inhabited her new home.
by Kate Thompson For Real October 9, 2008
Get the Lepermug. Person 1: Have you seen Billy Carrabino's haircut?
Person 2: Yeah, he's turned into a leper cause of that mullet he got.
Person 2: Yeah, he's turned into a leper cause of that mullet he got.
by CTdoglovrr February 8, 2012
Get the lepermug. 1.For the use of lesser words; the slang use for a "crankhead"
2. One who tries too hard in life to be cool, knowingly knowing that they aren't but somehow pretend they are.
2. One who tries too hard in life to be cool, knowingly knowing that they aren't but somehow pretend they are.
by Breezy F. Baby September 2, 2007
Get the Lepermug. by Anonymous September 25, 2003
Get the lepermug. A killjoy that sucks all the fun out of life with their pretentious, politically correct bullshit and find every joke offensive. Usually a miserable dolt with zero creativity and sense of humor, they infect their hosts and surrounding and destroy any chance of a good time.
Wow! I didn’t know that Dave was such a Humor Leper, you can’t crack joke without getting a lecture from him, leave him home next time
by Lord evil May 23, 2013
Get the Humor Lepermug. by Zenanarchy June 17, 2018
Get the leper colonymug.