Krimpet Bootleg

The best pop singer of our time.

Krimpet Bootleg is an icon

by bussyslayer February 23, 2023

Jimmy Kimmel

The only person YouTube feels like monetizing.

I'm sick an tired of Jimmy Kimmel acting like he's the some great of YouTube and the only people who agree are YouTube themselves!

by OHMAMANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 24, 2017

Kimmed out

Similar to turned out (not to be confused with "turn't up" ) the act in which a SWF approaches you with small vibrator to insert up your anus into your male g spot (prostate)

The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate

"After the races he met up with his mistress and she kimmed him out."

"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."

by Jenna May 86 May 23, 2019

kimmed

To hit a mailbox with your car.

Late for work, she sped down the road and BAM kimmed the mailbox.

by elctricityscape April 14, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel

Unfunny shithead

That Jimmy Kimmel sucks ass

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Kimmeltime

a maturation process; the ultimate destination for all females; a Christianized version of nirvana; a right of passage for young females consisting of the horizontal expression of vertical desire usually acted out on lofts or in bedrooms

Although Jane was a veteran of the rude, in order for her to live a full life she first needed to experience Kimmeltime in a personal way.

by wjbaker1 January 4, 2008

Captain Kremmen

Captain Kremmen was the fabulous animated alter-ego of radio and early eighties television legend Kenny Everett who was sure to save the world but the BBC killed him.

WOW!!! Captain Kremmen is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

by Pealy Francisco May 12, 2006