Kimmeltime 

a maturation process; the ultimate destination for all females; a Christianized version of nirvana; a right of passage for young females consisting of the horizontal expression of vertical desire usually acted out on lofts or in bedrooms

Although Jane was a veteran of the rude, in order for her to live a full life she first needed to experience Kimmeltime in a personal way.

Kimmeltime by wjbaker1 January 4, 2008