Jod 

What people who say "Jif" call God

Person who says "Jif": Oh my Jod bro!
Normal person: What the fuck?

Jod by calemgalgo June 4, 2022

Jod 

A joke term for God spawned by a post on r/askreddit titled "What if God came down one day and said 'It's pronounced Jod' then left?"

Michael: "Thank Jod Ms. Wormwood let me turn in that poster late."
Vincent: "Please, for the love of Jod, stop saying that. It's getting old."
Michael: "But it's funny!"
Vincent, sighing: "I swear to Jod..."

Jod by Yetch_ October 27, 2021

jod 

jod is a guy name he is so hot person his brown eyes his long

hair his 180cm height he is so hot and pretty

ur bf is jod girl you are so lucky !!

jod by fachimar November 27, 2021

JOD 

The one who is capable to achieve the highest and toughest ever possible.He tends to be the greatest of all time.

Be a man of discipline,leading to a path of becoming jod

JOD by _Man_ October 14, 2023

Jod 

QB Who can't make it past the first round in OCFA, S19 Notre Dame Fighting Irish QB, S20 Kingston Knights QB, S21 Battlehawks alt, S21 Bronx Blue Devils Head coach, despite Jod being a QB and Head Coach in 3 seasons, he can't make it past round 1 of the OCFA Playoffs, recent examples are the S21 Apollos beating the S21 Blue Devils 52-50.

Omgealul Knights really just lost first round, what a group of Jods.

Jod by Jodhatetour October 16, 2020

jod 

movement of any sorts

"Hey Mike Hawk! I saw you jodding to the store!"

jod by dana e. January 2, 2011

Jod 

Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.

I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.

Jod by mesohornymeluvulongtime September 25, 2008