jod

short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)

That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.

by aznchoiboi8 December 4, 2005

jod

Joke of the day

Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Shluffy04 October 1, 2009

jod

OCFA S20 Heisman and QBOTY. Played for the Kingston Knights along with Head Coach Caapin. Teammates with PooGomez, Zekiepoo7, alonelife, Kloppington, and linopoo7.

OCFA Fans: OMG IS THAT JOD THE HEISMAN WOW 🤩

by jodtheheisman October 13, 2020

On Jod

The same meaning as "on god". I just replaced the 'g' with a 'j' and it's becoming a thing in my class, and I want to make it international.

-V.S

Speaker A: That girl's mad cute bro.
Speaker B: "On Jod"

by theoriginalcocolooksman16 October 25, 2022

jodding

a cross between joking and kidding.

and the best word you will EVER come across.

"your face looks retarded"

*:(*

"only jodding"

*:D*

by mashy2105 December 9, 2008

jod

Joke of the day

Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Shluffy04 October 1, 2009

JOD

The one who is capable to achieve the highest and toughest ever possible.He tends to be the greatest of all time.

Be a man of discipline,leading to a path of becoming jod

by _Man_ October 14, 2023