jizztot

An adjective outlying the term "fan boy" but 12 notches higher. A jizztot is the supreme of fan boys.

"Hey, you See that kid over there. Biggest Jennifer Lawrence jizztot ever."

by chocotrain February 12, 2015

Jizzio

The type of recuperative excercise needed after sustaining a penis injury.

The doctor gave me a requisition for jizzio therapy, after that all night bang fest with Timmy's mom.

by Triwolf July 30, 2018

Jizziology

Jizziology A.k.a Tyler is a comedy entertainment page on instagram. He posts the best memes you can find.

Nick: Do you follow @jizziology on instagram bro?
Luke: Hell yeah!
Cute Girl: Wow he's so dreamy..
Nick: Haha.. right..?

by nickolas16z October 9, 2018

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004

Jizzito

a Mojito cocktail with a secret proportion of jizz mixed in. best served heavily beaten and freshly applied so the sperm is still alive. this is a very difficult task because the timing must be impeccable.

Alex: Hey Tom, I'll just get your Mojito more ice.
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?

by Patrice Smegma December 29, 2010

jizzotto

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps

I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue

by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010

Jizziet

A form of dieting where the woman only drinks cum,which is a natural source of protien, for many weeks straight till achieving the weight desired.

"Banni lost 30 lbs on the jizziet"

by A2K February 18, 2003