Skip to main content
The type of guy if you let your girl get too close, she’ll leave you. Also blessed with the ability of an amazing kisser. The Big Dick energy type of guy.
1: “Everyone needs a Jermain in his life”
2: “Let your wife and daughters in. Jermain is outside
Jermain by GraceByFlesh October 24, 2023

Jermain Crinklesack 

A god at Baseball, Football, Soccer, and Hockey.
Friend 1: “Did you know that Jermain Crinklesack has won a championship in every sport he has played?”

Friend 2: “Wow really, that’s amazing.”
Jermain Crinklesack by oi_crispy December 5, 2020

Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
A person who keeps stuff to them self and has a other person hidden inside them .great to talk to and very mysterious
jerman by csucker9000 May 14, 2015

Jemaine Clement 

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.
Jemaine Clement by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

jarmaine 

An athletic straight to the point guy who is typically pessimistic. He usually believes that his way is right and is not afraid to let you know his opinions. He is typocaly honest even when it hurts.
Person- "Hey , Jarmaine how do I look."
Jarmaine- "In order to pull off that outfit you need to work more."
jarmaine by ReD_BladE January 9, 2018