(verb) - to jape - The act of inserting a foreign body into the urethra (or "jap's eye" or "pee-hole" in popular slang).
One day I was walking down the steet bored so I bought a toothbrush and japed myself like a bitch.
I was caught on camera being japed with a fountain pen.
I was caught on camera being japed with a fountain pen.
by burmans January 7, 2006
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by Wizard Smoke January 6, 2008
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To sodomize one with a rusty rod, no longer than 4 1/2 feet, with a diameter of at least six inches.
by Davezor January 22, 2004
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Cher: no Jake, you're a japist
Jake: *forces tongue down victims throat*
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Cher: no Jake, you're a japist
Jake: *forces tongue down victims throat*
Cher: Jake dont Jape me!
by Domster33 November 13, 2014
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by Jiffy April 9, 2005
Get the jape mug.Jape is an adjective that means more awesome than FUCKING AWESOME. A jape party was awesome, crazy, fun, dope, amazing, exciting, incredible, invigorating, all-in-all fucking awesome.
Don't overuse jape though, it is a word to be used only when something so incredible happened that "fucking awesome" isn't enough.
If you got wasted and jumped off the roof into the pool at a frat party, that's exciting.
If you went to a Waka Flocka Flame concert, smoked a blunt with the security guy, and got him to let you on stage, that's fucking awesome.
If you went to Tomorrowland in the Netherlands (it's the world's biggest rave), did E, had a threesome with blond twins in a tent, then went to the afterparty with Tiesto and partied like it was Project X, then you can tell your friends you had a "jape" night.
Enough said.
Don't overuse jape though, it is a word to be used only when something so incredible happened that "fucking awesome" isn't enough.
If you got wasted and jumped off the roof into the pool at a frat party, that's exciting.
If you went to a Waka Flocka Flame concert, smoked a blunt with the security guy, and got him to let you on stage, that's fucking awesome.
If you went to Tomorrowland in the Netherlands (it's the world's biggest rave), did E, had a threesome with blond twins in a tent, then went to the afterparty with Tiesto and partied like it was Project X, then you can tell your friends you had a "jape" night.
Enough said.
Bruh, that huge rave in Vegas was jape. I hooked up with a chick who looked like Megan Fox while on E.
Dude, I just met Kanye West! He invited me to a house party at his mansion. Kevin Hart and Kim Kardashian are gonna be there.
That's fuckin' jape man!
Yo, you know that Asian guy in my art class? His dad is a billionaire. I went to his penthouse in San Francisco and he drove me across the Bay Bridge in his Bugatti! Damn that was a jape car.
Dude, I just met Kanye West! He invited me to a house party at his mansion. Kevin Hart and Kim Kardashian are gonna be there.
That's fuckin' jape man!
Yo, you know that Asian guy in my art class? His dad is a billionaire. I went to his penthouse in San Francisco and he drove me across the Bay Bridge in his Bugatti! Damn that was a jape car.
by Lil Frosty June 1, 2014
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by Cinnamon of Hoopla & Cinnamon May 21, 2011
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