jook

A delicious Chinese porridge made with rice.

"I ate jook for breakfast this morning!"

by SulkBarn December 9, 2006

Jook

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:

Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.

Often follows the word wee.

Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?

No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it

by bananafish1 December 7, 2011

Jook

A Jook is to chode as chode is to jook. A Jook is a small wrinkled ballsack. Commonly seen in conjunction with a chode.

Margaret and Rodger love sucking jook’s at the weekend

‘Rodger’ that was the tastiest jook this week.

by Jook anonymous May 26, 2022

jook

to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.

1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"

by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009

jook

A robbery, armed or otherwise, as defined in the Big L classic, "Ebonics" from the album, "The Big Picture"

Yo don't sell to these cats, the're are mad grimey, I smell a jook.

by Hank the Horker July 25, 2006

Jook

Slang for Dog, (Singular)
jooks (plural)

Also a stabbing action: To jook someone

"look at that jook over there"

"i mugged this geeza right off the other day,he wouldn't give up his fone so i jooked him init?"

by Risky December 9, 2006

Jook

A Gay dude/ person who does gay shit

Oh nah u a jook for doing that gay shit

by SlangGodEddie April 24, 2019