jart

when you shart in your jeans.

wriley’s jart at lunch and it was gnarly.

by LE123 October 17, 2019

Jart

When your sexual partner experiences flatulance after anal intercourse and you have ejaculated in their rectum.

I jartred and it felt amazing.

My post anal jart was quite exquisite.

by SuperCaptCrotchless February 8, 2020

Jart

When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.

"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

Jart

Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted

To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.

I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!

That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.

by PKmode February 21, 2013

jart

To be in the act of "Jogging" and accidentily FART.

Technically a Fart while jogging!

also see: Shart, Fart.

"I don't think imm goona be able to finish this lap." said Biff. FLARRRPP... "OOPs!" said Sheniqua. "I Just jarted!"

by Zach? April 9, 2005

Jart

to come at something fast. To dart and to gyrate at the same time. jart is spelled with a "J" because if spelled with a "G" it wouldn't sound the same

That seed justjarted at my forehead!

by the witty professor April 28, 2009

Jart

The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional.

Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?

Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..

by JimBobWay88 October 4, 2011