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Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.
verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."
by Taras M December 11, 2012
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Instagourmet

A meal whether its Ramen noodles or lobster bisq........as long as you take a pic of it with instagram it will look that much more appetizing.
"dude that mushroom soup looks gross" "nah, soon as i instagram it, it will look yummy. ya'know...instagourmet"
by joeyasyouknowit February 21, 2013
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Instahoe

A girl who does nasty things on her instagram for attention
Dude1:Bella thornes so hot
Dude2:but shes a instahoe
Dude1:yeah your right
by Cocojoebro May 28, 2018
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Instahoe

A hoe who shows of 90% of her body (only pussy and tits are a little bit covered) for attention
Robert: Damn i just found an Instahoe!
John: Name please, i need new fap material
by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016
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instazone

A guy who is used solely by his girlfriend as her personal Instagram photographer.

Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.

The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
John came back from holiday having been totally instazoned by his girlfriend. He spent more time looking at her through a camera than actually enjoying himself.

I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.
by Traveler2018 February 22, 2018
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instagoggles

When a person, usually female, uses instagram to post pictures of themselves. These pictures are usually doctored to the point where the person is unrecognizable. These pictures are so butchered that unattractive people look semi-decently good-looking. The beer goggles of the Internet.
-hey bro, did you see that girl on instagram. She is so hot.

- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.
by SuckMyNick July 23, 2012
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instadome

When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.
"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"

"Dood I got like 53!!!"

"Damn dood thats mad instadome"
by SaulSilver November 20, 2012
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