Improtoast

When you without any original intention of it, slap together two "påsmurte brødskiver" and toast them.

"I'm so tired of eating bread with ham and cheese every day"
"Just make a improtoast, duh."
"What a great idea!! Thanks!

by LashLars November 25, 2022

imbrogno

1. The badest Italian mother fuckers in the world.

Every one is scared of the Imbrogno's.

by Raw-est Nigga Alive February 13, 2014

Impromptune

To give in to the overwhelming desire to break into song while listening to your iPod.

This is the best song, every time I play it, I want to impromptune.

Did you hear the guy on the train impromptuning to Barbie Girl?

by K-Bear June 5, 2015

Imprompter

Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.

Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.

by 2B+ September 7, 2013

Impromptuvationalist

A lifestyle choice a person makes about how to live and behave, according to an attitude stemming from impromptu decision making. Decisions are made sporadically, without previous preparation or thought.

A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.

Living a lifestyle in extemporization.

It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-

Example:

(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."

(Customer) "Excuse me, Miss? My first drink came with a lemon wedge, this second was served with a lime..."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."

by EmilyaBear August 15, 2014

stoner improvisation

When a stoner in your band improvises your music subconsciously, according to what the weed is telling his brain to do.

Hey DJ fatfingaz please cut the stoner improvisations out when you master the recording.

by alex and max sure do look alike November 3, 2006

Improv Everywhere

A practically joke group based in New York, America. They pull of harmless stunts that they call missions. There acts include multiple actors called agents. The group was founded in 2001 by Charlie Todd and there slogan is "We Cause Scenes". They go out and pull pranks such as No Pants where people ride the subway with no trousers. Frozen Grand Central where 207 agents froze in the subway for 5 minuets then just carry on as normal. Ted's Birthday when they chose a random stranger and threw him a Birthday Party in a New York bar. Anton Chekhov was another one where an agent pretended to be a famous Russian play write who died over a century ago, he did a reading and signed some books, people believed him. The Moebius was when a small group of agents gathered in Costa Coffee and replayed the same scene every 5 minuets for an hour. Best Buy was an occasion when a group of 80 agents came into a shop called Best Buy dressed exactly the same as the shop staff, if asked if they worked at the shop they would say no but they would answer questions for customers. They are a group designed to go out much like a flash mob and amuse commuters.

Charlie Todd: Now this year we are gathered here as Improv Everywhere to take off our pants on the subway so anyone who isn't here to take off your pants your in the wrong place.
*laughing*

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that bunch of weirdos ridding the subway with no pants yesterday.
Dude 2: Yeh, they there were like, well odd.

by SweepPuppy March 22, 2009