Hormonster

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.

When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.

by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

humaniterrorist

An disingenuous human rights activist who uses a non-governmental organization (NGO) to cloak a pernicious political agenda, while espousing or inciting violence, as well supporting or cooperating with terrorist organizations.

In a June 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert referred to the Gaza Freedom Flotilla as "an armada of humaniterrorists."

by GolM September 16, 2012

Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.

Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo

by Is this your homework, Larry? May 12, 2015

humpster

Hamster

I bought a new humpster. I will put it in my pants now.

by fsd August 31, 2003

Hutongster

A hutongster is a Westerner who has moved into one of Beijing's historic Hutong believing they are living the latest vogue. They're China's version of London's yuppies in the 1980s. They're direct descendents of homo sapiens and a close cousin of trustafarians, a name given to rich kids who live off daddy's trust fund while smoking marijuana all day with little desire to work in the real world.
A true hutongster has normally spent a "summer" working for a small NGO saving wombats in Africa and now works in the media industry harboring delusions that their memoirs of being the first trendsetter to live in a hutong will be original.

Who is the white rasta-looking kid thinking he is Chinese? Oh He must be a Hutongster!

by Billy corner November 29, 2011

Humpster

A blowjob given or received inside a dumpster.

Tom almost lost his bet and would have had to give Roger a humpster!

by ugetowned May 3, 2010

hymnster

Religious adherents, often Christian, belonging to a subculture of believers who value well-written hymns for worship and devotional use which are theologically sound and musically rich. This musical prioritization often puts hymnsters at odds with those who exclusively cherish the more popular worship/devotional music which pervades religious culture through such media as Christian radio stations and large music festivals. Hymnsters will frequently take delight in finding and using examples of obscure church hymnody and will treasure older and even ancient worship resources, although newer hymns and music can be highly appreciated by a hymnster if such music meets the standards of quality outlined above. A hymnster does not dress in a certain way, live in a certain type of area, or fall in a particular age or racial demographic, but a hymnster's musical tendencies are often found in people who have experienced continued theological education in later adolescence into adulthood. Churches often welcome and promote dialogue between people with a variety of hymnic tastes, including hymnsters, fans of popular Christian music, and those who like to simply sing what they are accustomed to singing.

Dave's such a hymnster: his Facebook status says he liked Hildegard of Bingen way before the pope made her a Doctor of the Church!

You should come to the shape-note singing Saturday- there'll be tons of hymnsters to meet at the potluck afterward!

Dude, hymnster's paradise: I just got the 1875 Mennonite hymnal, and it's got an appendix of German hymns!

My favorite band? Lost and Found, but you probably haven't heard of them. You have to go to a church retreat with the other hymnsters to really get an idea of what their music's about.

by idouasquirrel October 15, 2012