hobknocker 

a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.

check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.

hobknocker by carls to cool kubis June 4, 2009

Hobknocker 

Not a real word that nick made up and people make up fake definitions

Hobknocker is not a real word

Hobknocker by Jackbuddy5736 September 3, 2016

Hobknocker 

1- Someone who has sex with animals (and is apparently illegal)

2- Someone who pushes, or knock over, a hobo or bum

You are a filthy hobknocker!

British people call American people hobknockers becuase they find it insulting.

She knocked a homeless man on his unbathed ass, she must be a hobknocker

Hobknocker by Cookie C. <33 August 21, 2009

hobknocker 

A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.

bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face

john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode

hobknocker by bobby cool kid 23 August 10, 2020

hobknocker 

A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).

On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.

hobknocker by kate789 February 7, 2009

Hobknocker 

A man who hits a girl in the face with his penis.. This is disgusting and illegal.

Jane: You ever heard of a hobknocker?
Helen: Yes... I heard it's gross..
Jane: My boyfriend Paul?
Helen: Yeah....
Jane: He is one, he showed me last night.

Hobknocker by GeekybracedGirl August 16, 2010

Hobknocker 

When you get drunk as fuck and your friend Kyle decides to hit you with his dick while he pees. Is Illegal in some regions.

"You hobknocker!!! I told you I wasnt into that!!!"

Hobknocker by Cjbitchnut4 November 25, 2020