A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.
Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.
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a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.
How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?
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2. Someone who discriminates on the basis of race and sex; often occurring more than once.
2. Someone who discriminates on the basis of race and sex; often occurring more than once.
Ex. 1: Stop being a chicken, you’re really acting like a Katie Hobbs.
Ex. 2: Wow, Katie Hobbs, you’re dissing my boy ‘cause he’s black?
Ex. 2: Wow, Katie Hobbs, you’re dissing my boy ‘cause he’s black?
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