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hippocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"
by jajayyyyy February 23, 2009
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hippocrite

A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss
Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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Hippocrit

A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.
WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!

Guild Mate: How much, man?

WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!

WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
by Andizzle mo' Nizzle January 18, 2009
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Hippocrit

A hypocritical bitch with a fat ass and needs to pipe down.
Yo that Annie from Luv island is a Hippocrit fam. Wanting to shag Omar over Jordain, then having a go at Jordain for liking Indya. Allow it fam.
by Tj567 October 10, 2019
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hippocrite

a large hippo. or a band of hippos (hippocricy).
youre such a hippocrite. go suck hippocricy dick.
by fdsfdffd June 13, 2009
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HIPPOcrit

This man flip flops on just about everything he says. He is a HIPPOcrit.
by Dragon Slayer 1 September 23, 2011
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Hippocritic Oath

The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.
All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.
by DJD58 December 20, 2012
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