Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Harrowing

An action in which a tractor pulls a harrowbar across a field in order to smooth dirt lumps and disperse crop stubble so that planting can begin

The soil was ready for planting after the intense harrowing that it had experienced.

by Old Farmer Bill January 27, 2011

harpooning

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

Haydoning

Usually when someone makes a mistake, or does something wrong. Also when a misfortunate even occurs.

Person 1: Yo, I dropped 4 g's on the floor
Person 2: Fuck man, that's such a Haydon Yeung

Teacher: You have a 10 page essay due tomorrow

Student: You've got to be fucking Haydoning me!

by DanAlbasry February 18, 2009

Harmonying

The act of yeeting oneself down tons of stairs like a total professional legend.

Debater 1: Holy cow did you see that girl?
Debater 2: Yeah haha, she was totally harmonying when she yeeted right off of the stage in front of like, everyone.
Debaters 1 & 2: *laugh at what a hecking harmony that girl is*

by ImagineFallingOffTheStage January 26, 2020

chris hansoning

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile

Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.

by judewelos October 27, 2017