(n.)
A teenager from Stranger Things who gives bad dating tips and a popular jock who turned into a doting mother of four.
He deserves someone better than Nancy, but he is too attached to his four kids and baseball bat with nails to date someone.

Steve Harrington's character development is a wonderful thing.
Steve should adopt Dustin.
Steve give me some of that Faberge.
Steve loves Dustin, Mike, Lucas, Max, Mike, and KFC more than Nancy.

Steve Harrington by belisantisocial October 31, 2017

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Harrington Park

Harrington Park is a small, upper-middle class town in New Jersey with smart people. The people are usually nice and innocent. Most people are able to afford a bigger house but decide not to waste a lot of money so they buy modest homes. Activities comprise of going to the town pool (only in the summer), going to "downtown" (Jerry's, Prestos, etc.), the random nail salon, and wandering Beechwoods if you feel adventurous. Walking aimlessly around town during the weekend is common. The school is very good and prepares kids (for the most part) for high school. It is also one of the safest towns in Bergen County. The taxes here are unbelievably high because of lack of businesses in this town. It's a boring town, yet at the same time it's a great town.

Bob: Hey did you here about that girl from Harrington Park?
George: Oh yeah, she's going to Yale!
Bob: Smart Harrington Park people...

Harrington Park by hellllo123456 May 11, 2012

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