hammered

Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.

"I got hammered at Home Depot last night."

by mlvd742 January 13, 2010

Hammered

(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".

She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!

by GHSchick April 19, 2011

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 8, 2003

Hammered

1.(Adj.)To be Super ugly, used in black culture.
2. (adj.)Drunk out of your mind.

1. Dude that girl is soooo hammered.
2. Your so hammered. You see unicorns.

by lilJT April 7, 2009

Hammered

When one gets intoxicated and then is taken elsewhere and gets banged.

Guy 1: You hammered that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: You are so lucky!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Hammered

When you are so high that you are super high.

Bruh im so hammered right now!

by OneHighBoi April 18, 2019

Hammered

When one wakes up semi-naked/ naked, smeared in makeup which is most likely is not theirs, wondering what the fuck happened the night before, feeling like death, wondering who one kissed/had sex with, where the hell one is, and why one has bruises in such unusual places.

I drank so much last night. I was absolutely hammered.

by K_J_G April 5, 2011