Hammered

Pissed as a cricket,very drunk indeed .
Pam and Tony got hammered on Saturday and one of them shat the bed.Salinas police were called to break up the fight and the they were both taken to prison.
by MikeOdwyer May 27, 2008
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Hammered

The new invention instead of Rcik Rolling Sending a link from Youtube to people over msn, bebo, myspace, fackbook, etc to get people to watch the video, after watching it, you say to them YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED.
me : hey dee watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8
dee : WTF ?
me : YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED
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Hammered

VERB and Adjective: To be completely wasted on boos and drugs so that you may in fact be brained in the face by another person who is also hammered.
"Dude that party was soooo awesome!"
"I can't remember any of it."
"You were so hammered, I saw you get brained in the face."
by Hamme February 09, 2008
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hammered

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow June 10, 2011
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hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams
Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy
by fugenuggets are yum December 26, 2019
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hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.
Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,
by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003
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hammers

Any refrence to a gun
Homeboi just copped dem new hammers

i clap da hammers
by raymond April 17, 2004
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