Definitions by lilJT

Dr. House 

The main character in the TV show "House"
He's is the biggest Badass on the planet.
He is never wrong and if he is, will make you feel like shit if you prove him wrong. Don't underestimate this man, he may have a cane, but he can kick your ass with his head (no homo). He is a huge intelligent prick.

Dr. House: Check the patient for Lymphoma.
Co-worker: He doesn't have it.
House: Just check
Co-worker: He has it.
House: Wow your fucking stupid, your fired.

Dr. House by lilJT May 10, 2009

Hammered 

1.(Adj.)To be Super ugly, used in black culture.
2. (adj.)Drunk out of your mind.

1. Dude that girl is soooo hammered.
2. Your so hammered. You see unicorns.

Hammered by lilJT April 7, 2009

Shaq 

1)To be a terrible Rappper, Husband and actor.
2) Big black 300 pound 7'2" basketball player.

Dude you suck at life, your a shaq

Shaq by lilJT February 18, 2009

Dallas acadamy Basketball

The girls Highschool Basketball team that got beat 100-0. Also used to describe a bad game or being beaten badly. Also abrieviated DAB.

How to use Dallas Acadamy basketball.

Guy 1: How was your game this weekend?
Guy 2: Terrible we totally got DABed.

Dallas acadamy Basketball by lilJT January 27, 2009