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Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
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by Ben Dribblin June 08, 2018
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