pulling a halverson

To jack off at least 4 times a day, even when you're at your grandmothers house.

Sierra said to Regina, "Hey, looks like he's pulling a halverson again today! At least it isn't at school this time."

by thefreshmenwhomakeoutinthehall April 30, 2011

Halvey

Man who looks twice his age and talks in the 3rd person.

"Halvey's gettin angry!"

by Omdad King March 21, 2005

Halfed

When your spouse wants a divorced and she wants half of everything (I.e your money) that you have.

Bob: “Man, Janet wants a divorce and she halfed me for my money!”
Tom: Shoulda signed a prenup.

by gamernut0001 January 13, 2020

halves

To split the cost of something.

"Wanna go halves on a dubsack?"
"Wanna go halves on a pie?(pizza)"
"Wanna go halves on a carton?"
"Wanna go halves on an eightball?"
"Wanna go halves on an ounce?"
"Wanna go halves on your girl? I get anal this time bitch, and I'm not using a condom."

by Tuan_916 February 7, 2006

Halvee Handshake

You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”

You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.

Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake”

I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead

Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing

by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021

halvesies

When multiple pairs of people contribute to a pot in order to by multiple gifts for one person.

As opposed to halfsies, which is two people splitting a gift for one person.

Jim, Charles, Mary, Debra, Lucas, and Johanna went halvesies on the 3 gifts they bought for their parents on Christmas.

by droppinkings July 3, 2014

halve leo

Een 0.5L blik pils. Bij voorkeur lauw en goedkoop. Smaakt het best in combinatie met een uitkering en/of studieschuld.

f duchtig n paar halve leos in m'n nek leggen

by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018