Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.
by Slade666 September 29, 2011
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by Bloopy February 10, 2006
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Guy 1:So she hates you because she heard you slapped her best friend?
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by Genious Youthly April 15, 2011
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I'm exhausted. I've been heldering all night. I'm so tired I can't even keep my twelve accounts straight. #damnheldering
by tcantor August 30, 2010
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by TheHoodedClaw November 17, 2013
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This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
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"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."
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