heavage

Of or possessing significant hair follicles directly centered above the bust line in a female. This phenomenon is most usually found in those who have lived near power plants, have had botched hair removals, or those who are simply French.

I wanted to buy her a sweater, but discovered that her nature had provided her with a heavage.

by Ampersand& May 30, 2003

Heavage

Pronounciation: ˈhē-vij
Function: noun
Any display of bare midriff by a female or male.

Do you think her heavage looks good?

by norfitz November 30, 2009

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

by Cretzel April 12, 2021

headage

when someone randomly exposes the head of their dick to you to gross you out

jizzosh asked tallweak if he wants to see headage and tallweak said hell no, a minute later jizzosh said check this out and he shower tallweak his headage

by TheJoeCarterShow January 15, 2009

heatage

Pouring boiling hot water onto a girl's vagina just before sex in order to orgasm sooner

My girl wanted to try heatage last night. Everything went well besides the soggy sheets

Just after heatage last night, everything felt like a boiling slip and slide...it was awesome

by ClownOfNightmare October 1, 2018

hevage

male cleavage; man boob; the excess tissue, either fat or muscle seen around the breast area of males, usually in bodybuilders or overweight individuals; see also: bro

holy crap, look at that fat guy, he has some serious hevage

by michael, jack's son December 28, 2009

hevage

The resultant bulge that occurs from the use of the new “Wonderbra” jockstrap.

Erin says to Adam, "That's a great new wonderbra jockstrap you have there. Make sure your pants are zipped up, otherwise you're going to show your hevage."

by Erin & Russ November 4, 2006