no haps

Not going to be happening

Is that party still goin down on Saturday?
No haps, everybody's busy.

by madness116 October 11, 2006

haps

Short for happy

i'm haps
you haps now that you got your money?

by phenoxide October 8, 2009

Haps

abbrieviation of happening, best usedin a rhyming sentence as shown below

whats the haps paps?
(how are you father?)

by fidogg April 16, 2004

haps

short for "happenin." a greeting.

yo wanksta, whats the haps?

by j. mcnizzle June 6, 2003

hapness

The opposite of coincidence

By sheer hapness I found myself speaking to t0r today, he told me about his small penis and how much he loves kissing dudes

by R0x0rloops January 2, 2010

HAP

Huff And Puff. What whiners do when they get angry and/or frustrated.

"When I came in late, Tuna was hap." -wally
"Classic Tuna, fyf." -ether

by Scarecrow73 September 2, 2009

Haps

A shorting of "happening", and used like the slang usage of "scene". This word dates back at least to the 1950s, e.g., it is used in the 1959 song, "Daddy Can I Go to the Hop?" by Eddie Jones and the Cashmeres.

What's the haps? (What's the scene?, What's going on?, What's happening?)

by Old and cranky February 15, 2015