Golf

The most arrogant sport in existence. Played by old rich white men (and Tiger Woods) in their spare time. Equal only to greveyards in terms of their collossal waste of space that could be used for housing and/or other more productive purposes

golfers are elitist pricks

by jimmyjohnbillybobjones August 16, 2005

Golf

"Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire." - Rick Woodson

"Golf sucks, play football."
"I'm sure your grandpa wouldn't agree."

by FuqUrSport December 31, 2014

Golf

Gay outdoor lifestyle with fellas

Golf is for benders

by Barry from Northampton March 17, 2020

Golf

a sport that will take over anyone's life. Girls will find themselves competing with a golf club for attention. Golf can make people in an extremely crabby mood if they get a bad score.

"My boyfriend got a 47 on 9 holes in golf, so he went home to sulk."

by Sea Blue March 12, 2009

Golf

The only sport where a white kid can dress like a black pimp and not look stupid

black pimp: look at dat white boy! he a pimpin golf player, yo!

by Randolf April 13, 2004

Golf

A sport that should be played on one's own terms or not at all, where the course rules apply to scoring and decorum.

I can play golf because I play according to what's correct scoring.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

Golf

A sport where old white men can dress like homosexual pimps and no one will care.

Were you in the gay Leprechaun on your sweater that doesn't care on the golf course?

by M4s73r ch33f April 23, 2010