Brown Goliath

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

by Loopydave October 24, 2019

David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019

goobatron

A real idiot who fails every thing that is atempted. And stangley enjoys the mockery that comes with being a Grade A goobatron!

Hey goobatron way to fuck up! Again!

by Tink September 8, 2003

Davey and Goliath

A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!

Davey and Goliath both smoke so much weed, when they fart, everyone gets high.

by Boats n' Hoes June 29, 2009

Goliath

A very polite young man. Goliath's are often very well muscled but do not use that strength for fighting unless absolutely necessary. Goliath's are respective of woman and often considered the perfect gentleman, although the long hair is sometimes misleading. Likes Alexandra's.

Wow, that guys strong.
Yeah, he's a Goliath. He's real sweet though.

by be cool dude January 19, 2009

David and Goliath

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.

"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"

by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008

Golgatha

'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.

" Not born, Shit into Existance!"- NoMan of Golgotha

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005