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Fugly bat pokemon, evolution of Zubat. Like zubat, it's annoying, especially when you enter caves, appearing every other step, but only in the higher-level caves, like the caves near the sea and Victory Road. Still, they are goddamned irritating, and for some reason, all the bad guys in the Pokemon games love to use Golbat.
Golbat maybe annoying but it sucks. Any strong powered attack will kill it. And even though they suck, they will still emerge to challenge your godlike Pokemon when you trod in caves. God how I hate them. If you want to maintain your sanity, make sure you bring Repels before entering a cave.
Golbat evolves into Crobat when it's happy. Crobat is actually useful. I guess it is worth catching and raising one of those annoying bats after all.
Golbat by ADVDA May 2, 2009
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Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.
My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach
Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019

sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! heโ€™s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.

sam golbach 

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’“
friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜

Goliath Gob 

Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.

Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus
That Goliath Gob always ruins parties with his goliath gob.
Goliath Gob by Adam? January 21, 2009

Gorbatschow 

The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap!
Guy 1: I'm broke
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: I'll rather drink soapy water. It tastes much better.
Gorbatschow by always_tipsy April 20, 2009

Sam Golbachโ€™s Nipples 

samโ€™s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, iโ€™ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips
sam golbachโ€™s nipples are so tiny!