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Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"

gimpatron 

A gimpatron or albatron is someone who can ask stupid questions like 'what can i get on pizza hut's lunch buffet?' and is basically a loser...gimpatron is the best insult!
'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron!'
gimpatron by bec.93 May 16, 2010

Galvatron 

Transformer. Unicron made the original Galvatron using the remains of Megatron. Galvatron is immensely powerful, yet he is also crazed to the point where he wouldn't hesitate to abuse his own underlings.
Galvatron by NeroMan June 1, 2003

goobatron 

A real idiot who fails every thing that is atempted. And stangley enjoys the mockery that comes with being a Grade A goobatron!
Hey goobatron way to fuck up! Again!
goobatron by Tink September 8, 2003

Gilbertron 

A frat guy who bones everything that walks and get's absolutely hammered every chance he gets.
Slut: "Hey, I think I've slept with that guy a couple times before."

Frat guy: "Yeah, we call him Gilbertron because he fucks the shit out of every girl he meets."
Gilbertron by Callieman October 27, 2012

galvatron 

the best fucking decepticon he is not only powerful but fucking sexy and would make an excellent president way better than soundwave fuck sound wave all my homies hate soundwave soundwaves galvarons bitch and galvatron is only slightly crazy
galvatron by galvatrons the best December 14, 2020