glassterbate

To masterbate using a glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Glassturbating

The act of masturbating with the aid of porn viewed on Google Glass, either in private or in public.

Man 1: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Man 2: The one wearing Google Glass with his hands in his pants?
Man 1: Totally Glassturbating right now.

by Sunshine n' Roses April 28, 2013

Gastard

A gay bastard.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!

by Delicious Nuggets January 14, 2009

Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

Glassford

A skinny gay trap with lesbian looking haircut masturbating in burger king bathroom. watching burger king foot lettuce porn while eating out Ugandan knuckles as he/she slowly castrates} himself/herself with a plastic spork.

Bill Clinton tries to resist the urge to Glassford

by erbus May 11, 2018

glastard

It is the words "Gay litte bastard" mashed together into one word.

John is such a glastard!

Go suck a cock you glastard!

by Marc Bernstein July 31, 2006