Futoning

The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.

"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"

"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"

by thats for you gallo - nsimz March 25, 2004

Futonic

A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.

Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."

Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"

by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011

futon

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.

by Hablacraja December 21, 2003

futon

-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time

"Damn, that bitch is a futon"

by tomm-e January 10, 2009

futon

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

by evilmango April 12, 2006

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

futon

n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."

by lotus.tear May 13, 2007