futon

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

by evilmango April 12, 2006

numbers

Slang for Kronenbourg 1664.

"Pint of numbers and a packet of pork scratchings please, barman."

by evilmango August 15, 2005