fucktardouche

swear word. for someone who is just such a collosal waste of life that no other swear manages to capture the all-encompassing worthlessness of aforementioned person.

steve is such a fucktardouche for cheating on his wife and abandoning her and their newborn son. it makes you wonder why he bothered getting married of purposefully fathering a child if he was just going to desert them.

by PhoenixSheriden October 15, 2012

fucktardian

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.

You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

fucktraction

when attracted to another person only for sexual reasons.

"I have a deep fucktraction to Sara!"
"man I'm so fucktracted to David!"

by lambart January 19, 2014

son of a fucktard

An insult u use when u run out of ideas during an argument.

Dude 1: Fuck ur father, u son of a bitch

Dude 2: Fuck ur mother, u son of a hmmm.. u son of a fucktard

by anon5555 October 9, 2009

Fucktard Dumbass

Someone who has screwed up so many times that they earn the title of a fucktard AND a dumbass. It's usually used on Ex's (mostly boyfriends) that fuck up big time and continuously lie to get try and get out of trouble, but end up in deeper shit.

"my ex boyfriend is such a fucktard dumbass! he lied about his parents not wanting us to be together!"

by Random girl May 25, 2012

Fucktardette

Female version of a fucktard.

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette

by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

fucktard Biden

The 46th POTUS.

Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!

by Maga! January 22, 2021