fucktized

When you take four dicks to the face in the form of a cross

I went to a party and ended up getting fucktized last night

by Chicletsthegoose November 14, 2020

fucktigued

When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.

Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.

My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.

I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.

by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010

fuckstick

An idiot

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Fuckric

a form of greetings

- Fuckric guys
-Fuckric, how you doing?
-Just chilling

by Frostix_18 August 24, 2020

Fucklicated

Fucking complicated

This project is a fucklicated mess!

by ccyeahthatsme January 22, 2011

fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 1, 2003

fucticious

(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.

Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.

He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.

"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."

by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010