Friendly Fire

1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
by J Kong October 19, 2013
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this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
by Jack10392 May 06, 2010
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When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.
Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!
by meaty scrotum June 24, 2020
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when a close female friend (strictly friends) that have never done anything sexually, gives you head, or blows u off but there are no feelings attached before or after .. Just a nice friendly gesture
Fred and Gina are life time friends who never thought about each other sexually. But one night Fred is horny and Gina decides to please him by giving him some friendly fire !!
by Lambruskie August 05, 2009
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When your whore girlfriend is sucking you off and and you say your gonna cum and she points your dick directly at your face or upper body and you cum shot yourself. This can also happen during masturbation, hand job or sex.
Friendly Fire
by NMay2324 March 21, 2010
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When two homesexual men are involved in gay sex and one man cums into the other man's urethra, then the second man cums at the first, spraying him with his own cum-hence the name
Last night I saw these two gay guys going at it and they totally fucking hit each other with a Friendly Fire!
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The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.
Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..
by PAreal August 14, 2018
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