A make believe opportunity (FAKE opportunity) that people pretend is real. E.g.: Your boss has you enter, into the company's sales pipeline , an opportunity to close an enormous sale as though it were a real opportunity with potential revenue, but there is no chance of closing that sale. E.g.: Someone banters on about a job opportunity as though they were going to land the job when in reality they are grossly unqualified and have no chance of gaining the job.
Sales admin keeps requesting updates on that pipeline Fopportunity !
If George doesn't shut up bantering about that job Fopportunity I am going to puke.
If George doesn't shut up bantering about that job Fopportunity I am going to puke.
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While his date was in the bathroom freshening up, Patrick decided to seize the flopportunity to show her what he's working with.
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Friend: Hey, so did you really show Stacy your throbber yesterday?
You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.
You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.
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