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Fish-Tank Wank

When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.
I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!

Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.

Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!
Fish-Tank Wank by Helen Back April 22, 2007

Fish Tank(ing) 

When a female has a smelly pussy, and traps you under the bed sheets.. much like the common Dutch Oven.
The hilarity of my boyfriend's dutch oven was quickly dissolved when I instead spread my legs and the dreadful smell of pussy entraped him in a tank of my vaginal fishyness. Boom, fish tank(ing).
Fish Tank(ing) by Brittinator July 22, 2014

Fish tank time 

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

Dirty fish tank 

When a female gets oral sex while taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet.

It’s like a female blumpkin mixed with an upper decker.
Sara gave me a blumpkin last week. I returned the favor by hooking her up with a dirty fish tank in the restroom at the mall.
Dirty fish tank by Ann_Archy September 11, 2018

Clean your fish tank 

What you tell a girl to do when she isn't so fresh.
"Steven told his girlfriend, Sandy Fagina, your twat smells nasty and busted, you betta go clean your fish tank."

Cleaning out the fish-tank 

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage
Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow