Fartpocalypse

An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!

*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?

by High Ruler of Gallifrey September 18, 2011

Flopocalypse

When the Do the flop guy blew up the world.

Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Guy 2: NOOOOOO IT'S THE FLOPOCALYPSE!
The world blows up

by RealJamesSchmurr February 21, 2019

failocalypse

A Fail-Fest. When you screw up so badly that it affects everyone around you. Like a chain reaction. failure

Dude, when I chopped down that tree, it landed on mikes house then he crashed his bike.
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse

by DuckyMoMo04 April 23, 2016

facepocalypse

The impending (as of 2011) doom of Facebook, as it falls to Google+

Me: Sorry about the photo flood, but I was putting all my facebook photos on google plus to preprare for the facepocalypse

THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!

by TheWebProphet August 2, 2011

Fartpocalypse

A string of compulsive parts one after another.

I had a vindaloo last night, the fartpocalypse is coming.

by hazatrand February 19, 2024

Fentpocalypse

A song created by 6triple7izards.

Alternatively it also means an apocalyptic event mainly involving copious amounts of fentanyl.

Jerry- hey man did you hear the new 6triple7izards song Fentpocalypse?
Jerry J- yea man it’s lowk ass but I like it a lot.

by Leghairlarry1663 December 29, 2025