fasturbating

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

by Bitchen Kitchen January 10, 2009

fasturbate

To conciously make a descision to not masturbate for a set period of time for religious reasons.

1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.

by mirror-noir September 28, 2009

fasturbating

Like fasting, but with masturbation. Going an extended period of time without masturbating.

I've been fasturbating for over a month. I have some serious blue balls.

by johnhandoncock69420 September 02, 2015

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 01, 2009

Fasturbating

v. The act of eating an amazing meal after a fast.

Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."

Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."

by juliocoolio December 16, 2008

fasturbate

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

by CasimirdaGreat October 29, 2012

fasturbation

The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.

"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.

by titfacemcgee November 19, 2011