Fartgun

It is the perfect weapon. It was invented in a small house on Emily Ct. in Westland, Mi. It is a gun that shoots out smelly farts. It is a weapon of ass destruction. Allows you to send smelly gifts to people with the pull of a trigger.

Awwww Man, that awesomely cool guy just shot me in the face with a fartgun. I think I'm going to get pink eye

by Ekmeian February 23, 2010

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

fartfünugan

-this is a sophisticated way to belittle someone instead of using words such as idiot, moron, jerk, or retard.

-someone who has a problem with grasping easy concepts.

-someone who annoys you for always saying/doing incompetent things.

-a person who screws up more often then others.

1) my store manager was such a fartfünugan for not ordering enough soda for the company picnic.

2) you have to be a fartfünugan to pick a fight with a professional boxer.

3) my fartfünugan of a girlfriend forgot my birthday.

by JFameX April 25, 2010

Fartunnelus

When you fart using someone else's anus

Lex: I'm all about fartunnelus. I LOVE feeling other people's flatulence inside of my lonely colon. It fills me up!

by GamesWithVillainy June 5, 2020

fartmuncher

One who sniffs and breathes in others farts in an attempt to get hi.

"You're so fat you can't get out the door!"

"At least I'm not a fartmuncher!"

by Sarah to Fiona August 12, 2005

fartpuncher

(slang, pejorative) A homosexual male. The term is generally used to refer to gay men who participate in anal sex. However, like most pejorative terms with homosexual nuance, heterosexual males often use it to jokingly mock one another.

Tom is such a fartpuncher! I caught him doing anal with Joe a dozen times last week!

by northstargamers December 18, 2005

Fartuning

The art of using your hands to position your butt cheeks to achieve the best possible sound from a fart

Girlfriend - That was a very tuneful fart... it sounded like a flute
Me - Yeah... I was fartuning

by meagee February 9, 2015