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fartfünugan 

-this is a sophisticated way to belittle someone instead of using words such as idiot, moron, jerk, or retard.

-someone who has a problem with grasping easy concepts.

-someone who annoys you for always saying/doing incompetent things.

-a person who screws up more often then others.
1) my store manager was such a fartfünugan for not ordering enough soda for the company picnic.

2) you have to be a fartfünugan to pick a fight with a professional boxer.

3) my fartfünugan of a girlfriend forgot my birthday.
fartfünugan by JFameX April 25, 2010
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Farfanuganshnoogandoogan 

A thing that doesnt exist or an annoying person
"these are not fries, these are farfanuganshnoogandoogan"

"Don't be such an annoying farfanuganshnoogandoogan"

Fartfanugen 

1. When your doin a chick in the butt and she farts and some shit comes out with the fart and gets all over your dick.
1. Man, me and geena try somethin new last night but it was bad because she fucking gave me a fartfanugen
Fartfanugen by D$ March 23, 2005

fartfignugan 

A derogatory term of endearment between brother and sister in the Turner family.
HEY! There's poop in my sock drawyer...DID YOU DO THIS FARTFIGNUGAN?

fartfagnugan

a person who can drive well
KC is a fartfagnugan
fartfagnugan by Anonymous December 30, 2002

farfunugen 

When you ear Frank and beans in Germany! (Then you fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.) But don't eat the chocolate bubbles!

D.E. also. S.C.
When you hit Germany, remember the most important rule of FARFUNUGEN! Don't bite the chocolate buBBLES!
farfunugen by 76yomomma July 15, 2021
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