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fartsun

A fartsun is a word that describes a bad state of something and it needs to be changed. A fartsun is formed when something is messy and you are going to clean it or organise it.
I need to fartsun my bed. It is so messy!
by Founderoffartsun December 4, 2021
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Fartsnee

when you sneeze and accidentally fart out loud at the same time.
Oh shit she did not just Fartsnee in public! So nasty!

Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.
by Deecee80 May 4, 2015
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fartun

A beautiful Wonderfull and a truly amazing person, fartun has the power to seduce any man with her looks but choses not to cause her hearts pure and no guy is worthy unless she has deemed you worthy enough, if you come across a fartun Don't let her go, MARRY HER
Omg I saw a fartun the other day, Man she's hott
by mr james101 September 11, 2011
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fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.
Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
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Fartsnack

A Fart so intense that victims will taste it in their mouths. Eggfarts are the best example, but there are so many brands of fartsnack that it would be hard to list the many flavours of the rainbow that exist. Many "cooks" would agree that fartsnacks are best enjoyed after being served in the Dutch Oven, but most credit is due when more than one patron enjoy your scrumptious homemade snack from only one serving with no effort at all. Not to be confused with Scoopy Snack which is thrown in face or Dutch Oven which is forced inhalation. A fartsnack can often be enjoyed by more than one person with no effort at all sometimes in the case of eggstenuating circumstances, escape is not possible and there is nothing to do but enjoy the snack until there is none left to enjoy. LMFAO
Moms Butt: "FFFFFFLLLUUURRRRRRPPPPP".
A few seconds go by...
Jake: "OMG, Roll down the window that is so terrible."
Jamie: " I know I can taste it back here."
Jake: " I am positive that was the grossest tasting fart I've ever enjoyed, Mom."
Mom: "Come on guys you said to bring snacks for the road trip, I just happened to bring fresh fartsnacks.
Jodie(in Las Vegas on cellphone): "Wow, I didn't know smell could travel through a cell phone but even I tasted that one from here."
by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013
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Fartsnaggled

"bro you hungry?" "yeah bro, why?" then they would continue to say "Get Fartsnaggled, noob" and fart in their hand and shove it in their face
by TheKingPotatoo November 15, 2022
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Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(
by Sassygassy January 8, 2014
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