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Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
by Phungguy June 1, 2006
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bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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FOXtarded

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.
She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!
by Johnnyface November 9, 2012
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fetarded

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.
Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.
by arnie123 April 22, 2010
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Fuktarded Assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."
by Your Mom August 5, 2003
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Farraded

When one is intoxicated and/or high to the point beyond recognition
"Bro, did you see him last night? He was too faded to even stand up!"
"Yea dude he was Farraded"
by Dr. Swolinsky September 21, 2009
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