Fartnoid

Paranoid of smelling a fart or someone who always smells phantom farts.

McGee: Did you fart? I smell a fart. (when actually no one farted). McGee, you are a Fartnoid, you are so paranoid of farts that you think you smell farts even when no one has farted!

by watunoabootdat December 20, 2010

Fartalogia

Fartalogia is a pathological liar when it comes to farts; blame it on the dog, screeching chair, stepped on a frog, barking spider.

Hey, it stinks in here, that wasn't a screeching chair, you suffer from fartalogia!

by SakeenahQ8 February 25, 2009

Fartantuan

Popping-style fart that has little or no smell.

Bruce: Pfbrttttttttttttttttt.

Mary: Wow, that was a total fartantuan!!
Bruce: I didn’t fart! Check the odor.

Mary: What a fartantuan excuse, Bruce. Adjective use with internal rhyming.

by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

fartashia

Fartashia is a cute and very smart girl who is shy at times but really sweet. She might seem cold at first but once you get to know her, she'll be the sweetest and the most sensible person ever! She is very daring. If you challenge her, she will show you how to win it. Don't challenge her. She doesn't like to speak much, she listens and thinks more than talking. If you are friends with a Fartashia, you're lucky...don't lose her.

Friend 1: Hey Ariana, I wanted to tell you something.
Friend 2: Yeah what is it?
Friend 1: So about Fartashia, she doesn't talk to me at all, is she fine with you?
Friend 2: Yes, she is amazing with me and its just because you need to start a conversation with her...she is pretty shy and most probably wont start a conversation on her own.

by loveoinks December 6, 2022

faranoia

a false sense of paranoia by someone who is acting higher than they are

After taking a hit from the 3 foot pipe, Alex claimed that the cops were outside but we knew it was faranoia

by da gmurph March 23, 2008

Fartanoid

When you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren't sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.

Standing at the urinal: I just ate some bad mexican food, I'm all fartanoid, I don't know if I will shit my pants the next time I fart

by Kmart6 June 15, 2010

Fatania

A female’s name. shes cute and tough girl. Also a short-medium girl. Easily catch certain people’s attention. Literally boys’ crush.

she’s Fatania lets be friend.

by luckiestman666 November 24, 2021