Fartantuan 

Popping-style fart that has little or no smell.

Bruce: Pfbrttttttttttttttttt.

Mary: Wow, that was a total fartantuan!!
Bruce: I didn’t fart! Check the odor.

Mary: What a fartantuan excuse, Bruce. Adjective use with internal rhyming.

Fartantuan by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

Fartanguaton 

A robot monkey with severe gas.

Mary: Yo Bruce , I just gave that Fartanguaton some Gas-X!!!

Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!

Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.

Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.

Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!

Bruce: Your priorities are in order.

Mary: I have boobies.

Fartanguaton by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018