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fartsworth

a small amount of something, something of a meagre quantity.
Honestly officer im not drunk,ive only had a fartsworth.
look at how small that kitten is, hes not even a fartsworth.
by lee wylding April 1, 2008
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Farnsworthian

When science does something that ends up going very badly, despite the (hopefully) good intentions behind it.
In a rather Farnsworthian turnaround, drugs designed to kill viruses in our bodies have caused those viruses to evolve and become stronger, and resistant to the drugs.
by Andersonius February 25, 2012
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Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"
by juanchito March 1, 2008
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Farnsworthed

farns-worthed FARNZ-wurtht

-verb

To be victimized by one who unintentionally destroys the otherwise positive outcome of your immediate future.
I got Farnsworthed last night when Rich started talking to the girl that I was going to bang...
by Enamudega April 8, 2009
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Farnworthians

The masses that live in Farnworth, a place where loosers go to die, like an elephants graveyard.
Some families in Farnworth think they are the mafia, when really they are more like the Waltons....soft, eco-friendly (cos they never wash) and hillbillies.
Most of these families own pubs, and are BIG time hayseeds.
Farnworthians are the lowest of the low, and would sell their own grannies, for the price of a pint. (or a half pint) depending on how desperate they are for a bevvy!!
Farnworthians use phrases like..."shall we try one" "lets have a latch lifter" and "are we having a couple" when they are desperado's for a alcoholic drink.
Drink/cigs/drugs all come before kids in this hell-hole of a town.
Even the pitt-bull terriers go round in two"s for health and safety reasons.
by fiesty August 10, 2007
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farnworth

Farnworth is a backward little ex-mill town, near Bolton.
It's residents think they are all mafioso type families, when really, they are village idiot loosers.
Farnworth has the skankiest women in the u.k.
Any Farnworth women, whose tatto's are spelt correctly, is a bit of class.
Farnworth people have a dumb backward accent, like,...Ey up chuck, are thee aw-reet.
They are so retarded, they make the hill-billies on duelling banjo's look like college proffessors.
Farnworth is a cess-pit, big time.
by fiesty August 10, 2007
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Erin Farnsworth

Dumping bich that ditches there frends.
Erin Farnsworth left jack and his friends for Ruby
by Emelemie Fartmourthworth October 12, 2020
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