Faptism 

A right of passage for a choir boy.
The first time a Priest ejaculates on the face of one of his choirboys.

Sean "Patrick, were you Faptised last night?"
Patrick "Yes Sean, I had my first Faptism, I even got some in my eye"

Faptism by Huwbeauty18 January 12, 2023

faptist 

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

faptist by Protractor May 16, 2016

Fatism 

The motivational encouragement of fat people to become thin again.

friend: Do you support fatism?
me: Yes I do. I am talking to 3 fatsos, trying to make them realize how ugly and stupid they are.

Fatism by 2HITLER4ME July 26, 2014

Faptime Folder 

The folder on a computer that someone uses to store all their porn.

My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.

Faptime Folder by Stevile September 4, 2011

Fantismal 

Fantismal (adj.)

A combination of fantastic and dismal. Used to express a feeling disappointment but still being satisfied.

"That movie was fantismal"

Fantismal by kiltynachess April 12, 2014

faptist 

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

faptist by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

Faptimus Prime 

A masturbating machine, who can supposedly go for days; someone who tends to masturbate more than usual.

I found that rock hard towel under your bed, you must be a faptimus prime.

Faptimus Prime by ErinIsTheGawdOfMunchingCooge February 6, 2010