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facefrienenemy

people that don’t like each other in “real life” but are facebook friends so they look like the are popular to the other losers that have to have a website in order to communicate.
"i accepted susans friend request on facebook even though she is a "facefrienenemy" & kinda smells & always has that one eye looking the opposite direction....not to mention she slept with my boyfriend.....
by dirtyoars December 21, 2008
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facepipe

This is a noun used to describe somebody's mouth. The part of the body from which all sounds are produced.
"No C-Dog, I ain't gonna start dating your nan, just shut your facepipe"
by Jay The Dog May 21, 2007
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FaceFriend

A person you accept as a "friend" on facebook, not necessarily a friend in reality, who can view and peruse your Facebook page.
After discovering John had a facebook page, we quickly became FaceFriends so that we could easily keep in touch.
by semi aquatic hippopotamus March 4, 2010
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Facecrime

“Any caucasian male who displays a smug, arrogant facial expression in the presence of disadvantaged and oppressed minority’s is guilty of face crime. Face crime is a form of hate crime. Those perpetrating this will be held accountable.”

~CNN, MSNBC, ANTIFA, BLM, All leftists media and organizations.
>*Native American comes up close to a bunch of white kids wearing MAGA caps and starts drumming on his instrument*
>Kid smiles
>*TRIGGERED* *FACECRIME* The media mainstreams the second fake news story within a week. The kid gets his life destroyed for committing the Facecrime.
by professional_victim January 20, 2019
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Facerape

A violent attack performed by a man in which a face is fucked against the will of the person who's face is being fucked
Get the fuck away from me before I facerape you
by Annihalation January 9, 2009
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Facerape

To wipe the palm and fingers of your hand down someone's face, when they are least expecting it.

A perfect Facerape is performed from forehead to chin.

A reverse Facerape (chin to forehead) has (to my knowledge) never been successfully performed (without causing death, of victim)
the girlfriend leans in for a kiss, you pull back and WAMOO; Facerape!

A Friend concentrating way to hard on his game of Call of Duty = perfect Facerape opportunity.

Fun for all ages.
by Handallinan September 17, 2010
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facerape

(verb)

1. To utterly destroy someone or something against their will.

2. To uncontestedly own someone.
"The special-ed kid tried to play baseball today, and got faceraped when a line-drive hit him square in the nuts."

"We got totally faceraped in halo today, I think I only had one kill...."
by Venkman October 31, 2006
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